Bill O’Reilly Likes Mooncalf; Is Actually Himself A Dead Baby Cow.

And lo, O’Reilly says dumb shit again. Here’s a video of him blabbing on about the word ‘mooncalf’, which is the definition of an aborted cow fetus. How delightful. It’s like the blind leading the blind.

I just don’t get his appeal. How can Fox News watchers even come vaguely close to liking anything he says? He’s the smuggest asshole in the world, as is Glenn Beck, and they don’t so much pander to the idiots that watch Fox News as they rub them on their heads and go “yes you areeeee!” while decrying the Obama administration that’s working hard to protect the civil liberties. I mean, HONESTLY, y’all. And now he jumps upon liking dead baby cows fetuses. What the hell. Is he drunk? Can I have what he is drinking? He is drunk on the blood of idiots. I want to punch him so bad it hurts. Just once! Just once when he isn’t looking. That’s all I want for Christmas.