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Going 'Ballistic' on the Decade's Worst Movies

Wednesday, September 30, 2009


Movie critics are, by definition, folks with strong opinions about movies. But opinions are personal and subjective, so usually critical response to any movie is split between the positive and the negative. Still, there are a few extraordinary films every year that unite reviewers. When they all uniformly praise a movie, it's probably close to a masterpiece. When they all hate a flick, it probably stinks worse than week-old Limburger.

RottenTomatoes.com, which aggregates the opinions of over 100 professional movie critics and distills them down to a single numeric "freshness" rating, has compiled the "Worst of the Worst," a list of the absolute dredges of cinema over the past decade. By looking at the movies with the highest percentages of negative reviews, they have ranked the 100 worst-reviewed films of the last ten years. The list encompasses a whole range of critically-reviled movies, from the John Travolta sci-fi fiasco "Battlefield Earth" in 2000 to Sandra Bullock's unfunny stalker comedy "All About Steve," which opened just a few weeks ago.

Looking over the list, there are plenty of memorably terrible flicks listed: Mariah Carey's first (and hopefully last) leading role in "Glitter," Madonna's most recent (and hopefully last) star turn "Swept Away," three "Larry the Cable Guy" movies, and Eddie Murphy's "The Adventures of Pluto Nash," which ranks as one of the all-time biggest box-office bombs. Even "Gigli," the Ben Affleck/Jennifer Lopez catastrophe that's currently Yahoo! users' lowest-rated film of all time, only ranks 73rd on their list. Think about that: 72 movies are actually worse than "Gigli."

Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer -- who Slate once called "evildoers, charlatans, symbols of Western civilization's decline" for their relentless output of depressingly disposable parodies like "Epic Movie" -- tied German schlock auteur Uwe Boll ("Bloodrayne") for being responsible for the most movies on the list, cranking out four each.

Carmen Electra, who has been in all of Friedberg and Seltzer's movies, has appeared in a whopping six stinkers on the list, the most of any other star. However, you don't have to be a D-lister to wind up in a dud. A surprising number of Oscar-winners found themselves in critically savaged films, from Robert De Niro ("Godsend") and Al Pacino ("88 Minutes") to Diane Keaton ("Because I Said So") and Ben Kingsley ("A Sound of Thunder").

So what wound up being the worst of the worst? That honor goes to the 2002 explosion fest "Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever," starring Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu. The movie -- which earned a rare 0% freshness rating -- was described by critics as being "an ungainly mess," "loud and boring," "flat, stale, confusing and lazy," and "a picture for idiots." Though the flick damaged but didn't completely ruin both Banderas' and Liu's careers, Thai-born director Wych Kaosyananda (aka Kaos) hasn't directed a movie since.

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Michael Jordan to build opulent mansion in Palm Beach County


"The plans for former NBA star and basketball Hall of Famer Michael Jordan's new castle in Jupiter are in," according to The Palm Beach Post.

And be honest — you initially read that as "Michael Jordan's new castle on Jupiter are in," right? I sure did ... and I didn't even blink. In fact, I only realized I had read the sentence wrong when I couldn't find an expected "Jordan plans to build a summerhouse on the planet Saturn" line.

Michael Jordan is building a house on Jupiter. Of course he is. Ho-hum.

But, no, the six-time NBA champion Chicago Bull is actually building a mansion in Jupiter, Florida — a posh beach and golf town in Palm Beach County — that by the sounds of the developer's plans will be more of a Wal-Mart than a domicile.

The glamorous details: a 37,942-square-foot two-story home, which will feature an elevator, a grand stairway, a giant fireplace and 11 bedrooms. Oh, there's also a cottage and guard gate (for ex-teammate Charles Oakley perhaps?) in the works.

The glamorous cost: $7,627,669.

Jose Lambiet reports Jordan bought two lots at the Jack Nicklaus-founded Bears Club last year for a total $4.8 million: "He's got three acres of wooded land adjacent to a golf course. Golf, and the privacy of a gated community, is what caught Jordan's attention." Roll out of bed, light a cigar, play 18 holes. What a life.

However, not everyone is excited about Jordan's mansion being some three times the size of other houses in and around the area. In fact, Joanne Davis, a growth management specialist with 1000 Friends of Florida channeled Bryon Russell before calling The GOAT's future home "insane" and "a waste."

"Cities see nothing more than a tax base in these giant homes, but I can't imagine anyone needing anything like that, except to show off," Davis tells Lambiet. "This house is going to require an enormous use of natural resources for no good reason."

To Jordan's defense, town officials said his plans are well within code.

But if that's not good enough, he'll probably just dunk on her.

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Travolta testifies Bahamas medic threatened him

NASSAU, Bahamas -- John Travolta testified Wednesday that a Bahamas paramedic threatened to sell stories to the news media suggesting the movie star was at fault in the death of his 16-year-old son.

Travolta said paramedic Tarino Lightbourne, who is now on trial for extortion, demanded $25 million.

If he did not pay, Travolta told the jury, Lightbourne indicated he would use against him a consent document that the actor initially signed refusing to have his son Jett sent to a local hospital. The document cleared Lightbourne of any liability.

"They were stories that would imply that the death of my son was intentional and I was culpable in some way," Travolta said.

Travolta was testifying in the second week of the trial of Lightbourne and Pleasant Bridgewater, a former Bahamas senator who allegedly negotiated with the actor's lawyers for the medic. Both defendants have pleaded not guilty.

Travolta testified last week that he signed the document because he initially wanted his son flown to Florida for treatment. But Jett, who had suffered a seizure at a family vacation home on Grand Bahama island, was taken instead to a local hospital, where he died on Jan. 2.

Travolta and his wife, Kelly Preston, left the Nassau courthouse immediately after his testimony in an entourage of cars with their attorneys and bodyguards.

A Bahamian attorney for Travolta, Allyson Maynard-Gibson, has testified that Bridgewater told her in a January meeting that the paramedic was talking with a woman from an unidentified American news outlet "who said it might be beneficial to him if he could show that Travolta was negligent." She said Lightbourne was also in talks with several other media companies.

The actor testified that he authorized his lawyers to contact Bahamas police after hearing about the alleged threat from Lightbourne.

The trial began Sept. 21 and is expected to last several weeks.

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'Jon & Kate Plus 8' to feature less Jon, relaunching as 'Kate Plus 8'

he network has announced it will relaunch Jon & Kate Plus 8 as a Kate Gosselin-focused series that will be retitled Kate Plus 8 and feature Jon -- who recently stated he now "despises" his soon-to-be former wife -- appearing on a "less regular basis" beginning November 2.

The rebranded series will feature "a deeper focus on Kate's role in the family and her journey as a single mother building the next chapter in her life," according to TLC.

"Given the recent changes in the family dynamics, it only makes sense for us to refresh and recalibrate the program to keep pace with the family," said TLC president and GM Eileen O'Neill. "The family has evolved and we are attempting to evolve with it; we feel that Kate's journey really resonates with our viewers."

TLC will continue "its exclusive relationship with Jon" despite his reduced role on the series, according to the network, which also revealed it is developing an additional new unspecified "Kate project for 2010."

TLC's announcement comes after Jon has repeatedly suggested he might leave Jon & Kate Plus 8 and expressed his frustration about the media coverage that has resulted from his family's participation in the show.

"I wish I had a 9 to 5 job instead of the nightmare I'm living. This is 24/7," Jon allegedly told Us Weekly late last month. "I don't even want to do taping for the show anymore... I have two houses and eight children to take care of and I need to work."

However Jon subsequently denied making the comments and claimed to have been misquoted.

"I never said that," he told People. "A fan asked me, 'Don't you sometimes wish you could go back to a 9-to-5 job?' [And my reply was,] 'Yeah, because this is 24/7 and 9-to-5ers punch in and punch out and you have no responsibilities.'"

Despite his denial of the alleged late August comments, it wasn't the first time Jon had expressed a desire to leave the show.

Even before Kate filed for a no-fault divorce in June, Jon had expressed uncertainty about continuing to appear in the TLC reality series that made him a household name.

During Jon & Kate Plus 8's fourth-season finale which aired in March, he had openly speculated whether the show would continue with future seasons.

"Maybe we'll be back, maybe we won't," he said during the finale.

"It's hard being on this side of the camera... and trying to live your life, and people see your life as episodes, and you see it as a date on the calendar. It's tough. I can't be 'Jon.' I have to be 'Jon & Kate Plus 8,' which is a real hard thing for me and I still haven't come to grips with it."

However Jon & Kate Plus 8 was renewed the following month -- leading to Jon calling the show a "business" during May's fifth season premiere.

"This is a different kind of career because this is your life and your career. In no other place does that exist," he said during the premiere. "We originally did the show to document our kids lives and I mean it's become a business just like anything else."

Jon's uncertainty about his long-term future with the show had also been been discussed in Jon & Kate Plus 8's June 22 fifth-season broadcast, which featured the couple's formal separation announcement and aired on the same day as the divorce filing.

"It's day-by-day for me, I don't know what's going to happen," Jon said about his commtment to the show and the shared custody and separate filming schedules the couple was developing. "I mean I could get offered a job... and that'd change the whole schedule. I don't know."

Jon later stated he didn't feel any particular loyalty to Jon & Kate Plus 8 and was only doing the show until "something better" came along in an August interview with In Touch Weekly.

"I'll do the show until something better comes up," he said. "But I don't want it to end because that is my job. That's my financial means -- we have a lot of stuff to pay for, like education. I'm sure there are things that are more financially beneficial. If I leave the show, then I leave the show -- that's how it is."

Jon's "something better" list had reportedly included Divorced Dad's Club, a tentatively-titled new reality series that would have also starred Michael Lohan and Kevin Federline, however his exclusive TLC contract prevented his participation in the project.

"There's contracts and all this stuff. That's why I have a legal team, that's why I have management. They'll have to work it out," he told ABC's Primetime program in an interview broadcast earlier this month. "I might not be able to do it."

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'Tori & Dean' star Tori Spelling hospitalized with unknown ailment

Spelling is best known for her 10-year run on the young adult, nighttime soap opera, "Beverly Hills, 90210." She now co-stars with her husband, Dean McDermott, on the reality show, "Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Home." The couple are the parents of two toddlers.

"Tori went to the hospital last night for abdominal pain," her representative told Usmagazine.com Tuesday. "They released her last night. ... She wasn't feeling better today so she returned to the hospital for more tests."

"T is in the hospital now with severe stomach pains. We're trying to get her comfortable," McDermott said via Twitter Monday night.

He later Tweeted that she had left the hospital after undergoing numerous tests.

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Michelle Obama heading to 'Sesame Street' for show's 40th birthday

The wife of President Barack Obama will be seen teaching the residents of "Sesame Street" about the benefits of planting a garden and healthy eating as part of the show's ongoing "Healthy Habits for Life" initiative.

Surrounded by children, the first lady prepares to plant tomato, cucumber and lettuce seeds.

"All these seeds need to grow are sun, soil and water. If you eat these healthy foods, you're going to grow up to be big and strong, like me," she tells the kids. "I know you're going to like these vegetables, because in addition to being healthy, they really taste great!"

"It is truly an honor to have Mrs. Obama join us in our premiere show on this landmark 40th anniversary season," Carol-Lynn Parente, executive producer of "Sesame Street," said in a statement.

Obama is to appear Nov. 10 on the iconic pre-school program's 40th season premiere.

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'Survivor' crew members unharmed by Samoa earthquake, tsunami

Survivor crew members are safe after a massive tsunami crushed the coastlines of Samoa and American Samoa early Tuesday morning.

Our thoughts go out to the people of Samoa during this difficult time. Fortunately the cast and crew of Survivor has not been affected by the earthquake. Thank you for all of your concern," said CBS in a Tuesday afternoon post on the show's Facebook account.

The tsunami was caused by a powerful Pacific Ocean earthquake that hurled waves as high as 15 feet onto the coastlines of Samoa and American Samoa -- killing at least 99 people and leaving dozens missing as of Wednesday morning, The Associated Press reported, adding the death-toll is expected to rise.

The earthquake's magnitude was between 8.0 and 8.3 and struck the South Pacific islands around dawn on Tuesday, The AP reported.

Survivor's nineteenth and twentieth editions were filmed back-to-back in Samoa over the summer, with the twentieth edition -- which CBS has thus far only formally termed a "10th anniversary edition" but will be an all-stars edition featuring contestants from the reality competition's previous seasons -- finishing filming earlier this month.

"We got back last week. It's a bit of culture shock to go from the islands of Samoa, where people literally are walking around with machetes, to Hollywood, where people are walking around with Emmys, but it is good to be home," Survivor host Jeff Probst told People after his second consecutive Outstanding Reality Host win at last week's Emmy Awards ceremony.

Confirmation that Survivor's twentieth edition would feature an all-stars format had surfaced when original Survivor winner Richard Hatch requested a leave from his home confinement stint so he could travel to Samoa for approximately seven weeks for a "specific job opportunity" Survivor's producers extended him.

Hatch's July court filing included a copy of a June 23 letter in which Survivor casting director Lynne Spillman had invited Hatch to compete on the twentieth edition and noted his participation would be "particularly significant" because it "coincides with the 10 year anniversary of the series" and his victory in the show's initial Survivor: Borneo edition which aired in Summer 2000.

Spillman had asked Hatch keep the offer confidential and his filing had requested the court seal his motion from the public, however the request was rejected after the United States Attorney's Office opposed the motion as part of its objection to the Survivor winner's travel request.

A judge subsequently denied Hatch's request and he has since been re-arrested for participating in several unauthorized media interviews.

However Hatch's filing appeared to substantiate former Survivor: Palau castaway Coby Archa's own claims that the edition would be an all-stars format that would feature a "Heroes vs. Villains" theme and include former contestants who already previously returned for the show's Survivor: All-Stars or Survivor: Micronesia -- Fans vs. Favorites editions.

"Yes, obviously I wasn't asked," Archa wrote in July 8 message board posting. "Wouldn't even be talking about this if [Lynne Spillman] would have returned my e-mails lol."

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'Jon & Kate' star Jon Gosselin files request to suspend divorce filing

The document was filed Tuesday with a Pennsylvania court-approved arbitrator and if approved it would suspend his pending divorce from Kate for 90 days, Jon told In Touch Weekly in the magazine's newest issue, according to a press announcement obtained by The Huffington Post.

"This will enable Kate and me to restore our relationship as cooperative parents and to open up our lines of communication," Jon told In Touch about the filing. "I hope that she will be as receptive and enthusiastic as I am to do what is best for our family."

The couple's no-fault divorce filing was originally slated to be finalized this fall, however Jon now says he wants to delay it for the sake of his kids.

"I would like to get back with Kate as a partner in parenting," Jon told In Touch.

"Even though we were heading for a divorce, it appeared that Kate had been suffering from this divorce as much as I had. That's why I asked my attorney to put the brakes on this divorce so I could try to regain control over the future of our family. So Kate and I could join on a cooperative course that would benefit our family -- not destroy it."

In addition, Jon expressed remorse for the way he has been conducting himself since he and Kate separated -- behavior that has been so odd that it previously led Kate to claim he had been abducted by aliens.

"I regret my conduct since Kate and I separated. I used poor judgment in publicly socializing with other women so soon," he told In Touch before reiterating his previous claims that Kate had told him their marriage was over last October and he had subsequently had a hard time dealing with it.

"When Kate broke up with me, I begged her to go with me to counseling. She was totally against it. I think I was reacting to the pain I have been suffering as a result of Kate's rejection of me."

Jon's attorney told In Touch that the filing with the arbitrator is an attempt to make peace with Kate.

"He is hoping to inspire his wife to become less rigid, inflexible and controlling and open up," attorney Mark Jay Heller told In Touch. "We're hoping Jon and Kate can sit down together and start exploring what to do about their situation. Once they do that, the rest will fall into place."

Jon recently stated he now "despises" Kate, and Heller said comments like that eventually helped Jon realize he didn't like the public persona he had created.

"He woke up one morning, looked in the mirror and didn't like the reflection," Heller told In Touch. "He realized he'd made some bad choices."

A source close to the situation told E! News on Tuesday that Jon's decision to file the document with an arbitrator was "not an emotional or romantic decision."

"[It was] both a legal and PR strategy meant to force Kate to deal with Jon on many important issues relating to the welfare of his children," the source told E! News.

Kate stated that her marriage to Jon is definitely over during an August appearance on Live With Regis and Kelly, and it has also previously been reported that she will seek full custody of their eight kids.

Jon's filing came on the same day that TLC announced plans to relaunch Jon & Kate Plus 8 as a Kate-focused series that will be retitled Kate Plus 8 and feature Jon on a "less regular basis" beginning November 2.

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Stephanie Pratt: I don't know if I can take much more of 'The Hills'

Stephanie Pratt and Lauren "Lo" Bosworth apparently plan to follow Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge's lead and leave The Hills.

"I think Audrina, Lo and I are all going to leave after these 10 episodes," Pratt told Hollyscoop in a Tuesday report. "I don't know how much more I can take of The Hills... The Hills is very brutal."

Patridge has previously stated that she plans on leaving The Hills after filming the show's 10 additional fifth-season episodes, which she said were almost done shooting earlier this month. Conrad announced earlier this year that she was leaving the show to focus on other endeavors, and her final The Hills appearance aired in May.

The Hills' new fifth-season episodes premiered on Tuesday night and featured the addition of former Laguna Beach villain Kristin Cavallari as a regular cast member, however Pratt said Cavallari isn't the reason she's considering leaving the show.

"It's not because of Kristin," she told Hollyscoop. "I was going to stay and see what happens after these 10 episodes, but I just don't think I can stand The Hills anymore."

Pratt added she actually thinks The Hills is better with Cavallari.

"The show is going to be so awesome. It's not going to be boring like all the other shows where they only focus on their work," she told Hollyscoop. "It's going to be new people, new characters, which equals new story lines. It's going to be a completely different show."

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Kathy Ireland and Tony Dovolani cut from 'Dancing with the Stars'

Former supermodel Kathy Ireland and her professional partner Tony Dovolani became the third couple eliminated from Dancing with the Stars ninth season during last night's live results show broadcast of the ABC reality series.

Ireland and Dovolani were ousted during the second week of the competition based on a combination of their judges scores from Monday night's performance episode and home viewer votes cast immediately following the broadcast.

"There is so much to take away from this experience," said Ireland after her elimination. "I wouldn't change a moment of it. The fact that I got to learn how to dance from world champion Tony Dovolani, it's been so much fun, the entire experience."

Ireland and Dovolani performed a quickstep routine during Monday night's performance episode, for which they received a score of 18 out of 30 possible points -- placing them at the bottom of the judges' leaderboard.

Judge Carrie Ann Inaba described it as a "full presentation" and said the quickstep suited Ireland and Dovolani better than last week's salsa routine.

"What I find a little disturbing is that you're so reserved," added Inaba.

"It still seems so carefully placed and you have to break through that because there's 14 [couples]competing. We need you to stand out for something. Your hold -- it was a little spacious, it was a spacious hold. It could have been a little tighter. She's tall, but that doesn't mean you couldn't get a little tighter Tony."

"I tried," replied Dovolani.

"I know," said Inaba.

After adding that "anybody could get close" to Ireland, judge Bruno Tonioli called Ireland "beautiful to look at" but not "engaging."

"You can't dance the quickstep two miles apart," he said. "She's so good looking, bring her close to you. Allow her to express herself, it's part of the job. That's what you have to do."

Guest judge Baz Luhrmann -- who was filling in for regular Len Goodman -- agreed with Inaba and Tonioli that Ireland was both "elegant" and "beautiful."

"But the quickstep is an exciting dance," added Luhrmann. "Len last week, he did say that thing of attacking in the dance, excitement in the dance. Beautiful things there, but you really have to bring those qualities into that dance."

Prior to Ireland and Dovolani being eliminated during last night's broadcast, Dancing with the Stars host Tom Bergeron revealed that actress Debi Mazar and her partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy were the other couple in the bottom two based on a combination of their judges scores from Monday night -- a 21 out of 30 for their tango -- and home viewer votes cast immediately following the broadcast.

"I am a little more shocked about Debi being in the [bottom two] because I thought you really delivered with your tango, with the drama," said Inaba when the bottom two were revealed. "But it's just hard this point. It's so early, I hate losing people."

Bergeron then revealed Ireland and Dovolani had been eliminated.

Two couples found themselves atop the judges' leaderboard this week -- as singer Aaron Carter and Karina Smirnoff scored a 27 for their quickstep while singer/actress Mya and Dmitry Chaplin also scored a 27 for their jive. Hot on their heels were entertainer Donny Osmond and Kym Johnson, who received a 25 for their jive.

After that there was a mess in the middle, as the other 11 remaining couples were all within three points of each other.

In addition to Mazar and Chmerkovskiy, Olympic gold medalist swimmer Natalie Coughlin and Alec Mazo and Food Network host Mark Dacascos and Lacey Schwimmer -- who both performed a quickstep -- also received a 21 from the judges.

They were followed by actress Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough and retired NFL star Michael Irvin and professional newcomer Anna Demidova, who both had scores of 20 for their jive and quickstep, respectively.

UFC mixed martial arts fighter Chuck Liddell and Anna Trebunskaya's tango, actress Melissa Joan Hart and Mark Ballas' jive, professional snowboarder Louie Vito and Chelsie Hightower's jive, and former The Osbournes star Kelly Osbourne and Louis van Amstel's tango all received a 19 from the judges.

Tied with Ireland and Dovolani at the bottom of the leaderboard were indicted former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay and Cheryl Burke, who received an 18 for their tango.

Dancing with the Stars' next ninth-season performance episode will air Monday, October 5 at 8PM ET/PT on ABC -- with each of the 13 remaining couples performing either the samba or rumba.

Then on Tuesday at 9PM ET/PT, another couple will be eliminated from the competition based on a combination of the judges' scores and home viewer votes.

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Kristin Cavallari: 'The Hills' isn't real, the producers tell me what to do

"I pretty much do anything they have me do because I don't care. I mean, we're filming a TV show. Let's make it interesting. Let's have a good time with it," Cavallari told The Los Angeles Times in a Monday report.

"Everyone is trying to get story lines and create drama in their lives. It's just so... fake. There's no truth to it. At all." New The Hills fifth-season episode began airing last night without Lauren Conrad, who announced earlier this year that she was leaving the show to focus on other endeavors.

Cavallari subsequently confirmed that she was joining the The Hill's cast after previously appearing as Conrad's nemesis on Laguna Beach. While she told The Times that Laguna Beach was a more real experience than it's subsequent spinoff, she still took issue with the way she was portrayed as Conrad's enemy.

"I almost felt like it was unfair for [MTV] to come into our lives at such a young age and sort of mess with things," she told The Times about Laguna Beach. "I don't regret it, but I was 17 -- of course I wanted to be on TV. I felt like they should have been a little bit more careful with us."

Cavallari has now accused producers of continuing to concoct storylines for her, stating that she arrives at pre-selected locations for episodes that film between Wednesday and Friday each week.

"They tell us what to talk about," she told The Times. "Listen, I have fun with it. They film Curb Your Enthusiasm the same way."

Cavallari also reiterated her previous claims that she treats The Hills as a job.

"What else would I see it as? Hanging out with my friends? That's not it. It's a job. It's pretty easy," she told The Times.

"The thing is, if this was a reality show about my life, they would follow me going to auditions and studying with acting coaches, but they didn't want to show that because it's not glamorous. They make it seem like we have perfect lives and like we have all this money."

According to The Times, Cavallari laughed throughout her interview and was asked what she thought was so funny.

"Because I don't think I'm supposed to be saying this," she reportedly replied.

While both Conrad and Audrina Patridge have previously claimed that The Hills is unscripted, however there's been an almost overwhelming amount of evidence in the past to suggest otherwise.

The Hills creator and former MTV executive Adam DiVello -- who has previously refuted rumors that the show is scripted and instead acknowledged some scenes are "a little fake" to put them in context -- told The Times that viewers watch the show to see a story be told and aren't as "concerned about exactly what's happening in these kids' lives and how accurate it is."

"This is a sliver of Kristin's life and it's not every person she knows in her life. She has an idea of where we're going with the show," he told The Times. "I think she's walking through and knows this is all going to be a drama."

While Heidi Montag has previously claimed that The Hills is not an accurate portrayal of her life, her husband (and established unabashed liar) Spencer Pratt told The Times otherwise.

"The Hills could not be more real, that's what I keep laughing at," Pratt told The Times. "It's a dream role for these girls to get so out of hand and so out of line on TV and then when the tabloids ask them what's going on they say, 'I'm just filling out the story line.' That's an easy way out."

Cavallari added that the debate can continue about The Hills' authenticity, however she doesn't think many people still buy that it's actual reality.

"Maybe people in Kansas. In Middle America they think it's real," she told The Times. "Living in L.A., it's hard to tell what people really do believe."

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Suzanne Schlicht eliminated from 'Hell's Kitchen's sixth season

The 24-year-old sous chef from Milwaukee, WI who currently resides in Las Vegas, NV was eliminated from Hell's Kitchen during last night's sixth-season broadcast of the Fox reality competition series. Suzanne was cut following her fourth time on the chopping block.

"This experience has been very enlightening and I learned a lot about my strengths and weaknesses," said Suzanne after her ouster.
"I didn't have many personal relationships with many people and I realized that my major flaw was creating this distance with my teammates. I'm sure everybody's happy that I'm gone."

Hell's Kitchen's twelfth sixth-season episode began following the previous eliminations of Sabrina Gresset and Van Hurd -- who were both ousted during last week's two-hour broadcast.

The next morning, the five remaining chefs met Gordon in the kitchen, where he explained the rules for their first individual challenge.

Each contestant would have 45 minutes to cook an entree that would be judged solely on appearance by the editorial staff of Bon Appetit magazine. The top two dishes based on visual appeal would then be tasted by Gordon and Bon Appetit editor-in-chief Barbara Fairchild, who would determine the winner.

The magazine's editorial staff decided the Caribbean sea bass dish prepared by Kevin Cottle, a 35-year-old executive chef who currently resides in Middleton, CT, and the John Dory dish prepared by Ariel Contreras, a 27-year-old sous chef who currently resides in Los Angeles, CA, were the most visually appealing.

However Gordon and Barbara thought both dishes tasted wonderful, so they called the challenge a tie. For their reward, Kevin and Ariel joined Gordon and Barbara at Santa Monica's Shutters on the Beach Hotel for a Bon Appetit photo shoot and would also have their entrees featured in that night's dinner service.

For their punishment, the other three contestants -- Suzanne; Tennille Middleton, a 28-year-old executive chef from Hampton Roads, VA who currently resides in Fairfax, VA; and Dave Levey, a 32-year-old executive chef from Chester, NJ who currently resides in San Diego, CA -- had to pick-up trash on a stretch of highway before cleaning the outside of the Hell's Kitchen restaurant building.

All of the work aggravated Dave's broken left wrist.

"My wrist started to swell up," said Dave. "It now feels like it wants to crack the plaster in half it's so swollen. I don't know what to do."

Upstairs in the dorms, Kevin saw Dave's re-aggravated injury as an opportunity to eliminate another contestant.

"Dave, he truly poses a threat to me winning," explained Kevin. "I want him to leave this competition."

Not surprisingly, Dave saw Kevin's thinly-veiled speech about being healthy in the long run for what it really was.

"I have to watch my back," said Dave. "Everybody is hoping that my broken wrist is going to send me home. If they want to try and drive me into the ground, they can keep trying because they're not even close."

The dinner service then commenced, and it got off to a rocky start. Suzanne's scallops were burnt and Tennille -- who had previously been a wizard when it came to risotto -- overcooked several orders of it, much to Gordon's dismay. He eventually realized that it was Kevin who overcooked the rice earlier in the day that was causing the risotto to not be right.

"Kevin made a terrible error, but Tennille should have picked up right away that the risotto was f--king s--t," said Dave. "Shame on Kevin, shame on Tennille."

Kevin admitted he made a mistake, but it wasn't enough for Gordon as he continued to berate him for it.

The kitchen eventually finished the appetizer orders and moved onto entrees, and it didn't go much better. Ariel's chicken was raw and Suzanne had problems cooking Ariel's John Dory dish, as Gordon said it was more raw than sushi.

"These girls just can't cook," said Kevin.

Tables were receiving half orders due to all the delays in the kitchen, and the contestants tried their best to pull it together. However Ariel rushed the lamb so it wouldn't screw up the already-prepared garnish. Gordon thought the lamb was sub par and took Ariel out of the kitchen.

"Would you send that if you were standing in Araxi?" Gordon asked her, a reference to the sixth season's grand prize.

"No chef," she replied.

Gordon then berated all of the contestants for their lack of timing.

"Either you get it together right now or f--k off!" he told them.

The contestants then completed the dinner service and it mercifully came to an end.

"That was one of the worst services in a long time," said Gordon. "None of you came together as a team, so do it now and come up with two individuals up for elimination."

Each of the contestants offered their nominees, and when Suzanne's name came up, she said she was "on top of her game" and had a "beautiful" service.

"I don't believe I should go home tonight," boasted Suzanne. "I devoted my life to winning this competition."

Ariel and Suzanne were then revealed as the consensus nominees. While it was Ariel's second consecutive week on the chopping block, it was Suzanne's fourth overall time being nominated.

"Tonight I was focused on solid techniques, standard of food and cooking things to perfection," said Suzanne.

"You were focused on a lot of good things, but you accomplished nothing," responded Gordon.

"I believe I'm a better chef than Ariel," added Suzanne.

"I know I made mistakes," said Ariel. "But I do believe I am a better chef. I want this very badly and I just hope you give me one more chance to show you that."

"Honestly, truthfully, you both should go," said Gordon before giving Suzanne the boot.

"I've given you so many chances to fight back," continued Gordon. "But the last three or four services, you haven't been at your best and it's only going to get harder."

After Suzanne left, Gordon let Tennille know she also dodged a bullet.

"You could have been up there," he told her.

Hell's Kitchen's next sixth-season episode will air Tuesday, October 6 at 8PM ET/PT on Fox.

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Eric and Lisa Paskel dish on quick 'The Amazing Race' exit

The yoga studio owners and instructors from Encino, CA were eliminated during The Amazing Race's fifteenth-season premiere after they were the last team to finish a challenge at the starting line in the Los Angeles River basin.

On Monday, Eric and Lisa talked to Reality TV World about how they reacted to the twist that eventually ousted them at the starting line; why they have no hard feelings against the team that secured the last spot on the show after allegedly stealing the clue from them; how they felt they would have been ready to run the race; and why they continue to stay positive.

Lisa: I thought, "Wow. This is really so mean. How could they do this to somebody? There's somebody here who's going to be crushed their whole life from of this." Eric?

Eric: I thought, "Man, I need to do something here. I need to cross the starting line right now and turn and tell everybody that this is bulls--t and we're not going to do this. It's not fair and nobody move."

Reality TV World: It did seem kind of unfair that you would be eliminated before even having an opportunity to leave the starting line. So that was your reaction too?

Lisa: It's not what we signed on for.

Eric: There's so much drama that this show can produce -- literally -- unexpectedly, why do we need to go here to sell tickets? Why do we need to do this? The race speaks for itself. It's got fans. There's got to be another hook. But that was it.

The truth is that I think every contestant is either completely ignorant or has giant balls to be on a show like that because you're exposing yourself and you don't know what the show is going to throw at you. Kudos to the producers. They had no idea who the hell was going to be thrown off the show. They had to say to themselves, "Man, we might lose somebody really good."

I think they feel that way. I think they're going to rethink what they did and why they did it, and I don't think we'll be seeing that anytime soon again.

Lisa:
We got literally thousands of Facebook [messages] and emails from people saying we took the fall -- not just for the people on the race -- but for so many people who felt like they've fallen down in life. When they saw us get up with so much grace, they were just so blown away that we handled things the way we did. We've already helped so many people just by losing the race. It's unbelievable.

Reality TV World: Did you have any conversations with producers after this all happened?

Lisa: We just said, "Thank you. We're not going to go to Vietnam with you to [Elimination Station]. We're taking off and going off to study with our guru in India. Have a great day."

Reality TV World: So you never made it to Elimination Station?

Eric: Nope. We were the first team to get eliminated at the starting line and we were the first team to disappear from the show completely [after that].

Reality TV World: What was the major problem you two encountered during that first challenge?

Lisa: Eric actually saw the [symbol at the top of the clue] at the end. Everybody else grabbed the license plates by luck. Every other team except one other.

At the very end when it was us with ["Engaged Couple" Lance Layne and Keri Morrione] that was left at the wall of license plates, Eric showed me the clue. He said, "Oh my god! There's a clue on the paper!" [Keri] saw him show it to me, so we went to the right and they went to the left. It was pretty much that simple.

Reality TV World: So you guys were able to keep your cool during the challenge?

Eric: I read the clue and I just kept staying calm and was like, "Alright, we've got to find this thing." We just kept looking and looking. Panic would have done us no good.

Lisa: We don't live our life in panic anyway. This is another... We get up every morning, we study, we have a yoga practice, we reflect on our life. We did the same thing that morning. We just get up and face the day's challenges. That was the challenge that we met. There's nothing to panic about. It totally sucked, but panic? Is there a person with a hatchet chasing me down the street right now? (laughing)

Reality TV World: About how long did the entire challenge take?

Lisa: I think it was a good 20 minutes we were running around. Everyone was running around...

Eric: At first, no one got anything. It was a while before people started...

Lisa: There were a lot of license plates.

Eric: There were a lot of license plates and only 11 good ones because no one knew what they were grabbing for. Probably maybe 20 minutes altogether. It was certainly awfully hot. Of course when you're watching other teams get it and you're not, it's starting to fell like it's an awful long time that's going by.

Reality TV World: During your introduction, you said you were "yoga in the hood" and weren't the "zen yoga teachers" people would expect by looking at you. Can you explain that a little more?

Lisa: Eric and I, we really put ourselves out there in the world. We work really hard on ourselves so we don't place ourselves on a pedestal and pretend to be something we're not.

We've been through a lot of challenges in our lives -- from drug and alcohol addiction to the recovery, to being divorced and remarried to each other. We are not afraid to share who we are. People are kind of like we're the yoga Osbournes.

Reality TV World: How were you cast for The Amazing Race? Was it your first time applying for the show?

Eric: I have a student who really is interested in reality shows. She kept telling me that I would be perfect for The Amazing Race and one day took it upon herself to submit us to the show. She called me up and said, "I've got to tell you something man. I just submitted you to this show. I don't know if you're going to hear back."

Literally within an hour we heard back from the producers and they said, "Hey, we love you guys. Can you make it down to Santa Monica?" We went there and as soon as we met them we knew it was on. It went that quickly. They said, "You're great, we love you."

Lisa: We had never even seen the show prior to that call either. So it was kind of exciting to say, "What's this about?" It's a race around the world, right up our alley -- we take people on adventures ourselves.

We thought, "Wow, what a great opportunity for us." I needed a honeymoon with my husband. That's really what it is. (laughing) I needed a trip. We spend a long time taking other people on adventures, I needed one with him alone and the whole world watching. (laughing)

Reality TV World: I know you didn't get to spend much time with them, but did you form any initial impressions about any of the other teams -- if so what were they?

Lisa: Yeah, they were all fantastic people.

Eric: We really did feel like just about everybody there we would have been able to connect to. We felt like -- obviously just upon sight -- it was probably the most in-shape group I've ever seen on a TV show. Just physically fit. We really liked ["Professional Poker Players" Maria Ho and Tiffany Michelle] and ["Teammates" Herbert "Flight Time" Lang and Nathaniel "The Big Easy" Lofton] and...

Lisa: ["Dating On-and-Off Couple" Garrett Paul and Jessica Stout] seemed sweet...

Eric: Everyone seemed pretty nice and friendly and out to get the $1 million but not out to get anybody.

Reality TV World: What was your opinion about Lance? He seemed to come across as a pretty aggressive guy during that challenge.

Lisa: Listen, they heard Eric say what the clue was and they took it. I can't blame them. I'm happy for them.

Eric: I would have done the same thing.

Reality TV World: Did you guys have a strategy you would have used if you had made it farther in the competition?

Lisa: Just take it one experience at a time and suit up and show up. Have a great time on the race.

Eric: We figured that we could draw upon our skills of befriending people and that we really could draw on our skills out in the world to ask people for help and extract whatever we needed. We were just going to rely upon our people skills to let things ride when we needed to get clues and needed to be taken in taxis or whatever it was, if we needed to get money.

Then we were going to rely on our physical prowess because -- as great as shape as I think a lot of people were on that show -- I still don't think even at our age...

Lisa: We were some of the oldest people there...

Eric: ... that they would be a match for Lisa and I. We were really, really race-ready physically.

Reality TV World: In hindsight, do you think your brief The Amazing Race experience was worth it? Why or why not?

Lisa: Eric take that one.

Eric: That's what life is. Life is a series of experiences. Our job is to make them as best as they can be. I think that we still have not seen what fruits this experience will bear. We are yet to see where it's going to take it or how we can use this in our lives. We know this much: Life is what you live, you only die once. We're going to keep living everyday to its fullest.

Lisa: The real experience of life has nothing to do with running a race. Eric and I are just grateful for all the blessing that come our way. We just really, really feel like really blessed. We're just grateful for everything.

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Former 'The Hills' star Lauren Conrad inks movie deal for first novel

Temple Hill Entertainment has acquired the screen rights to "L.A. Candy" -- the former Laguna Beach and The Hills star's debut novel, Daily Variety reported Tuesday.

Temple Hill partners Marty Bowen and Wyck Godfrey will produce the film, with Conrad serving as executive producer through her Blue Eyed Girl production company, according to Variety.
While the novel falls in the fiction category, it largely mirrors Conrad's own life -- as it follows a 19-year-old girl who moves to Hollywood and finds herself starring in her own reality show.

"Lauren, who became an icon in that reality show world, came to us with a structure of how to tell the story in an interesting fashion that was separate and apart from the book," Bowen told Variety.

"We loved her take. Her book is an honest portrayal of what it must be like to set out to be normal, then sign on to become famous and eventually realize, wow, this isn't at all what I'd planned for myself."

HarperCollins Publishers acquired the rights to a three-book young adult fiction series written by Conrad last September -- and "L.A. Candy" represents the first book of the deal.

"L.A. Candy" was released in June and subsequently topped The New York Times Best Seller list in July. It has since spent a total of 14 weeks on the list.

Bowen told Variety that they will tap a screenwriter before shopping the film to a studio and added that Conrad will be involved with shaping the script.

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Kathy Ireland "grateful" for 'Dancing with the Stars' experience

I've just got to be grateful for the experience because if you could have seen what Tony's had to work with, I'm so challenged," Ireland said during a Tuesday night appearance on ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live.

The former supermodel and her professional partner became the third couple eliminated from Dancing with the Stars ninth season during last night's live results show based on a combination of their judges scores from Monday night's performance episode and home viewer votes cast immediately following the broadcast.
"Tony has been an amazing teacher, so I really feel like I'm the winner in all of this," Ireland told Kimmel.

Dovolani -- who also participated in the Kimmel appearance -- called Ireland a "wonderful student" and added he knew she would be a challenge on the dance floor as soon as they met.

"When she first walked in she said that she was tone deaf, she could never walk on heels, her balance was a challenge, she had two knee surgeries and a foot surgery," Dovolani told Kimmel.

"So I started laughing. She said, 'It's kind of odd you're laughing.' I said, 'Well the other choice is crying.'"

Ireland reiterated comments she made following her Dancing with the Stars ouster at how thrilled she was to simply have an opportunity to learn from Dovolani.

"How many people get to learn something brand new, get out of their comfort zone, try something new, and learn how to dance from world champion Tony Dovolani?" she asked on Kimmel. "The whole experience, it has forever changed me."

Dovolani said while it's never easy to be booted early, he would have liked at least a few more weeks with Ireland.

"I wish I had a few more weeks with her because I really enjoyed working with her," he said. "She's a very special person. I hoped that America would see her heart, how wonderful she is."

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Join Dr. Gupta and Fit Nation on the road

There are few things that excite me more in my job than a run of Fit Nation Tour events, and that’s exactly what we’re kicking off this weekend! It’s not the travel so much that I’m excited about, but the opportunity to meet thousands of people who are eager to hear the latest information about obesity, losing weight and healthy living.

I’ve written these numbers over and over again: 66 percent of Americans are either overweight or obese; 33 percent of children fall into this same category. This is NOT OK! So, we’ve partnered with the YMCA – a fantastic community organization – to get kids moving again. We’ve taken a page from the YMCA of Cleveland’s book and modified a program called “We Run This City” – where kids run 25 miles of a “marathon” over the course of two months, and run the final 1.2 miles during their city’s big marathon. Once they cross the finish line, they receive a medal, a certificate and a sense of confidence – a feeling, that they CAN stay healthy and have fun.

This Sunday, we’ll hit the Medtronic Twin Cities Marathon in St. Paul, Minnesota, followed by the Bank of America Chicago Marathon on Sunday, October 11. We’ll also be at the Marine Corps Marathon in Washington, D.C., on Sunday, October 25th. If you’re in one of these cities, come out and visit! Dr. Sanjay Gupta will be joining us in Minneapolis and Chicago, and he’ll be signing advance copies of his new book: “Cheating Death.”

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Shipments of H1N1 flu vaccine leave factories


Sanofi Pasteur said Tuesday it shipped the first batch of H1N1 flu vaccine from its plant in Swiftwater, Pennsylvania, several days earlier than expected.

Further shipments will follow, with a total of 75.3 million doses expected through December, said Donna Cary, spokeswoman for the vaccine maker.

Citing security concerns, she would not divulge which of the distribution centers set up by the Department of Health and Human Services will get the first doses.

Another vaccine maker, MedImmune, shipped its first batch of 5 million doses to regional distribution centers last Tuesday, company spokeswoman Karen Lancaster said. HHS bought 40 million doses from the company, she said.

Novartis began its shipments on Sunday, said spokesman Eric Althoff, who said he did not know the size of the order.

"This is the first of many shipments," he said.

The fourth maker, GlaxoSmithKline, did not immediately respond to a telephone call.

"We will have enough vaccine available for everyone," Kathleen Sebelius told the House Energy and Commerce Committee this month.

Tuesday's shipment comes a few days before health officials had anticipated. This month, Sebelius had predicted that the large-scale vaccination program against H1N1 -- also called swine flu -- would begin in mid-October at as many as 90,000 sites, and that limited amounts of the vaccine were expected to be available a week to 10 days earlier.

A single dose induces a strong immune response in healthy adults and children as young as 9, though children younger than that may need two doses, she said.

Clinical trials are under way among pregnant women, who appear to be at heightened risk of dying from the disease.

Though researchers had originally expected it would take 21 days from the time of inoculation for the vaccine to induce an immune response robust enough to confer protection, they were pleasantly surprised when the first trials found that protection occurred in eight to 10 days for most people older than 9 years of age.

The two types of vaccine that have been approved -- a flu shot made from inactivated or dead virus and a nasal spray made from live, weakened virus -- will be available free of charge, though some providers may charge an "administration fee," Sebelius said.

The last attempt to inoculate the U.S. population against a type of swine flu occurred in 1976 after some 200 soldiers from Fort Dix, New Jersey, became infected.

The flu never spread, but some 40 million Americans got the vaccine, which was blamed for hundreds of cases of Guillain-Barre syndrome, an autoimmune disorder that causes severe muscle weakness.

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Bad economy may be good for your health


Although it seems hard to believe, a new analysis of the Great Depression -- the mother of all economic bad times -- suggests that mortality dropped and life expectancy increased during that period.

Researchers estimate that around that time, a year with a 5 percent drop in the gross domestic product was associated with a 1.9-year gain in life expectancy, while a 5 percent rise in the GDP lowered life expectancy by about one to two months.

And it's not just the Great Depression, says José A. Tapia Granados, M.D., of the Institute for Social Research at the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor.

Past research has shown similar results -- at least a drop in mortality -- in periods of U.S. economic recession during the 1980s and 1990s, as well as in recessions in other countries, Tapia says. Health.com: How exercise may boost your mood

"In some sense it is good news," he explains. "The usual view of a period of recession is that everything is bad during these periods."

In a study published this week in Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, Tapia and his colleague Ana V. Diez Roux analyzed the economic growth and population health in the United States between 1920 and 1940, including the years of the Great Depression, which lasted from 1929 to 1933.

Life expectancy in general increased 8.8 years between 1920 and 1940, but gains fluctuated with the economy. Health.com: Will your depression diagnosis protect you from employment discrimination?

They found that mortality declined and life expectancy increased during the Great Depression, as well as in the recessions of 1921 and 1938, compared with other years during that period. Suicides did increase during the Great Depression, but they made up less than 2 percent of deaths during that time.

When the researchers looked at six other major causes of death -- including heart and kidney disease, tuberculosis, and traffic accidents -- between 1920 and 1940, they noted that those causes all declined during recessions and rose during boom times. (A similar pattern was found for child and infant mortality too.) Health.com: Natural remedies for pain, sleep, PMS, and more

During the Great Depression, life expectancy increased from 57.1 years in 1929 to 63.3 years in 1933, and nonwhites in particular showed large gains; nonwhite males gained eight years in longevity during the Depression, increasing from 45.7 years in 1929 to 53.8 years in 1933.

Although he didn't study homicide rates, Tapia says that some research suggests that homicides tend to drop during economic recessions.

Although it's not clear why mortality rates might decrease during a recession, it is known that people tend to smoke and drink less, and they tend to eat out and drive less often, Tapia says. Although these are often for purely economic reasons, it can translate into fewer fatalities, he says.

Another theory is that in poor economic times, people come together and support one another more than they do when an economy is roaring, according to Tapia. Health.com: How to recognize the symptoms of depression

"This would improve the level of social cohesion and social support and could have a protective effect on health," he says.

Christopher Ruhm, Ph.D., has conducted research on mortality during recent recessions. He says the new findings aren't "out in left field" and are consistent with research in milder recessions. However, the magnitude of the effect -- and that it appeared during a time of almost total economic collapse, not just a recession -- was unexpected.

"When you have the collapse of an economy, I would have thought there would be other things going on that are more than reversing that," says Ruhm, a professor of economics at the University of North Carolina, Greensboro. "The Soviet Union, when it broke up and the economy just collapsed, that wasn't good for people's health."

Since doctors have made such strides with life expectancy in the past century (we are now expected to live until 77.7 years of age in the U.S.), the economy may have a smaller impact on health than the gains seen in the new study, he says.

"In a modern economy, I wouldn't think you'd see anything near that large," Ruhm says. His research suggests that for each percentage-point increase in the unemployment rate, mortality drops by half a percent.

"That's a nontrivial effect, but in terms of major determinants of health, it's not the dominant determinant of health or anything close to it," he says. Health.com: 10 things to say (and 10 not to say) to someone with depression

Ruhm says his research doesn't provide any clues to coping with a job loss, but he has had people tell him they lost 30 pounds after being laid off because they stopped eating out and started exercising more. "That's just anecdotal evidence, but it turns out the data provide some support for that," he says.

According to Ruhm, outplacement counselors and therapists often advise people to take control of things they can do something about, such as paying attention to what you eat, trying to be a little more active, or working harder to connect with family. "At least the parts you can control, try to move those in a positive way -- and the data suggest that people actually do that," he says.

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When high school football turns deadly


ATLANTA, Georgia (CNN) -- We love our football in this country, don't we? Whether it's watching the pee-wees or the pros, there's nothing like taking in a game on a crisp fall afternoon.

You see your breath as you stand and cheer the pop of the pads or the last-minute touchdown. I love this game so much, I cried when I knew I wasn't big enough or fast enough to play anymore.

Many of us share that same passion. And we should share in the grief when a 15-year-old boy dies because of a football practice. We have to learn from the death of Max Gilpin so something like this never happens again -- because it could happen to any of our kids.

It was a hot, humid day in August 2008 in Louisville, Kentucky. Max and his Pleasure Ridge Park High School teammates were wrapping up the second of two practices that day. They finished with a grueling round of "gassers," or sprints.

Max's body was breaking down, and he didn't even know it. The sophomore collapsed. His body temperature had reached 107 degrees. He died three days later.

So who is to blame for this needless tragedy? Was the coach irresponsible in pushing his players so hard on such a hot day?

Prosecutors thought that was the case. So for the first time, a football coach faced criminal charges and had to go to trial for the death of one of his players.

David Stinson was charged with reckless homicide and wanton endangerment. The state accused the coach of denying players water and even forcing them to run extra sprints as punishment on that hot August day.

The coach's defense presented witnesses who said Max complained of not feeling well before practice even began and others who said the fact that he was on Adderall contributed to his high body temperature.

In the end, a jury acquitted Stinson of any charges related to Max's death.

From the moment I heard about this case, I never thought Stinson would be convicted. The charges were too harsh, and no jury would believe that he knowingly and maliciously put a player in a position that would lead to his death. But I think it is a good thing that this trial took place, and I hope coaches across the country now think twice about how they run their practices and whether they are putting our kids in danger.

Sadly, Max is not the first such tragic case. According to the Annual Survey of Football Injury Research, 39 football players have died from heat stroke since 1995; 29 of them were playing for high school teams (the others were college and professional players and one sandlot incident).

The first thing we need to do to reduce the risk of any more heat-related deaths is to make sure a doctor gives our kids a full physical examination before they take the field. That means we go beyond listening to the high school freshman's heart and making him turn and cough.

One doctor on my show, "Prime News," said we should give them an EKG, and I agree. An electrocardiogram isn't expensive, and having one before a high school player's first season would help doctors diagnose pre-existing conditions.

Second, every coach should monitor how hot it is before and during practice. A heat index monitor costs less than $150, and that is a small price to pay for safety.

Let's look at what Stinson was dealing with in Kentucky. The Kentucky High School Athletic Association guidelines say that if the heat index is above 95, practice is altered. The heat index the day of Max's death was one degree away, at 94.

Two questions off that: Should the temperature be lowered to 92 or 90? And what happens when we alter practice? It should mean that helmets and shoulder pads come off, unless players are tackling. Regardless of the answers, put the rules in place so all coaches know and are on the same playing field.

Another thing to consider is how many times a team should practice during the scorching hot dog days of August. There is usually a "hell" week in there, when a team practices two times per day. I have no problem with that as long as a coach is smart about how hot it is out there.

Six years ago, the National Collegiate Athletic Association forced college football teams to cut back two-a-day practices, especially at the start of the season, so players could become acclimatized to hot and humid weather. Going along with that, the National Athletic Trainers' Association advocates starting off with one-a-day practices and then two-a-days with a one-a-day in between.

The last thing, and this could be the most important, is to never deny a player water. According to the Centers for Disease Control, one of the best ways to prevent a heat-related illness is through proper hydration. So if a player is asking for a drink, give it to him.

The goal in all this is not to restrict coaches or how we practice football but to make sure we never have another story like Max Gilpin's. The sadness of seeing his mom sobbing in a courtroom as she had to relive her son's death was just heartbreaking. We don't want another coach on trial.

Stinson has said Max's death is a burden he will live with for the rest of his life, and I hope his story, and Max's tragic death, bring about needed changes to the game we love.

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Princeton MN Bomb Threat Shakes Town, Closes Schools

Photo: Screen Capture from Princeton School District's Web site.

PRINCETON, Minn. (CBS/AP) A series of suspicious packages left at three sites in the small town of Princeton, Minn., have shaken the locality 50 miles north of Minneapolis.

The Princeton School District closed all schools as a precaution, according to its Web site. All 3,500 students were sent home Wednesday morning. One of the suspicious packages was found at the high school.

The first of the packages was found about 6:30 a.m. behind a post office. Another was found at the city's public utilities office.

City officials held a late-morning news conference where they said all three scenes had been cleared, but they gave few details about the packages or what might have been in them.

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Derrion Albert Uncut Beating Death Video

Photo: Video screen capture shows beating death of Derrion Albert.

CHICAGO (CBS/AP) Fenger High School honor student Albert Derrion's beating death was brutal. But the murder is made all the more painful for family and friends by the presence of a cell phone video which captures Derrion's final moments.

Photos: Derrion Albert Beating Death Video

Albert's grandfather Joshua Walker said he hasn't seen it and never will. "I don't think I'll ever watch it," Walker told CBS' The Early Show. "I wasn't there to protect my grandson so I'll never watch that tape."

Even the mother of one of the alleged killers refuses to see it, even though she has defended her son, Silvonus Shannon's, alleged role.

"Silvonus is not a bad kid," Tamaray Shannon told the Chicago Tribune. "He was protecting himself. Silvonus is not what they are making him out to be."

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Screen Cap Shows Beating Death of Derrion Albert.

The cell phone footage, which has been distributed widely across the Web and television, clearly shows a group of teens viciously kicking and striking 16-year-old Albert with wooden planks. When Albert tries to get up he is hit again with wooden plank. Then a crowd of young men gathers around him, delivering vicious blows.

Albert was dragged away from the melee, but too much damage had been done. He died in the hospital.

As painful as the video is to watch, it has been a boon to investigators, who have now arrested who they believe are the four teens directly responsible for Albert's death.

Prosecutors charged Silvonus Shannon, 19, Eugene Riley, 18, Eric Carson, 16, and Eugene Bailey, 18, with first-degree murder, said Tandra Simonton, a spokeswoman for the prosecutor's office.

The violence stemmed from a shooting early Thursday morning involving two groups of students from different neighborhoods, said Simonton.

Photos: Derrion Albert Beating Death Video

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Gore Vidal: ‘We’ll have a dictatorship soon in the US’

The grand old man of letters Gore Vidal claims America is ‘rotting away’ — and don’t expect Barack Obama to save it

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A conversation with Gore Vidal unfolds at his pace. He answers questions imperiously, occasionally playfully, with a piercing, lethal dryness. He is 83 and in a wheelchair (a result of hypothermia suffered in the war, his left knee is made of titanium). But he can walk (“Of course I can”) and after a recent performance of Mother Courage at London’s National Theatre he stood to deliver an anti-war speech to the audience.

How was his friend Fiona Shaw in the title role? “Very good.” Where did they meet? Silence. The US? “Well, it wasn’t Russia.” What’s he writing at the moment? “It’s a little boring to talk about. Most writers seem to do little else but talk about themselves and their work, in majestic terms.” He means self-glorifying? “You’ve stumbled on the phrase,” he says, regally enough. “Continue to use it.”

Vidal is sitting in the Connaught Hotel in Mayfair, where he has been coming to stay for 60 years. He is wearing a brown suit jacket, brown jumper, tracksuit bottoms; his white hair twirled into a Tintin-esque quiff and with his hooded eyes, delicate yet craggy features and arch expression, he looks like Quentin Crisp, but accessorised with a low, lugubrious growl rather than camp lisp.

He points to an apartment opposite the hotel where Churchill stayed during the Second World War, as Downing Street was “getting hammered by the Nazis. The crowds would cheer him from the street, he knew great PR.” In a flash, this memory reminds you of the swathe of history Vidal has experienced with great intimacy: he was friends with JFK, fought in the war, his father Gene, an Olympic decathlete and aeronautics teacher, founded TWA among other airlines and had a relationship with Amelia Earhart. (Vidal first flew and landed a plane when he was 10.) He was a screenwriter for MGM in the dying days of the studio system, toyed with being a politician, he has written 24 novels and is hailed as one of the world’s greatest essayists.

He has crossed every boundary, I say. “Crashed many barriers,” he corrects me.

Last year he famously switched allegiance from Hillary Clinton to Barack Obama during the Democratic nomination process for president. Now, he reveals, he regrets his change of heart. How’s Obama doing? “Dreadfully. I was hopeful. He was the most intelligent person we’ve had in that position for a long time. But he’s inexperienced. He has a total inability to understand military matters. He’s acting as if Afghanistan is the magic talisman: solve that and you solve terrorism.” America should leave Afghanistan, he says. “We’ve failed in every other aspect of our effort of conquering the Middle East or whatever you want to call it.” The “War on Terror” was “made up”, Vidal says. “The whole thing was PR, just like ‘weapons of mass destruction’. It has wrecked the airline business, which my father founded in the 1930s. He’d be cutting his wrists. Now when you fly you’re both scared to death and bored to death, a most disagreeable combination.”

His voice strengthens. “One thing I have hated all my life are LIARS [he says that with bristling anger] and I live in a nation of them. It was not always the case. I don’t demand honour, that can be lies too. I don’t say there was a golden age, but there was an age of general intelligence. We had a watchdog, the media.” The media is too supine? “Would that it was. They’re busy preparing us for an Iranian war.” He retains some optimism about Obama “because he doesn’t lie. We know the fool from Arizona [as he calls John McCain] is a liar. We never got the real story of how McCain crashed his plane [in 1967 near Hanoi, North Vietnam] and was held captive.”

Vidal originally became pro-Obama because he grew up in “a black city” (meaning Washington), as well as being impressed by Obama’s intelligence. “But he believes the generals. Even Bush knew the way to win a general was to give him another star. Obama believes the Republican Party is a party when in fact it’s a mindset, like Hitler Youth, based on hatred — religious hatred, racial hatred. When you foreigners hear the word ‘conservative’ you think of kindly old men hunting foxes. They’re not, they’re fascists.”

Another notable Obama mis-step has been on healthcare reform. “He f***ed it up. I don’t know how because the country wanted it. We’ll never see it happen.” As for his wider vision: “Maybe he doesn’t have one, not to imply he is a fraud. He loves quoting Lincoln and there’s a great Lincoln quote from a letter he wrote to one of his generals in the South after the Civil War. ‘I am President of the United States. I have full overall power and never forget it, because I will exercise it’. That’s what Obama needs — a bit of Lincoln’s chill.” Has he met Obama? “No,” he says quietly, “I’ve had my time with presidents.” Vidal raises his fingers to signify a gun and mutters: “Bang bang.” He is referring to the possibility of Obama being assassinated. “Just a mysterious lone gunman lurking in the shadows of the capital,” he says in a wry, dreamy way.

Vidal now believes, as he did originally, Clinton would be the better president. “Hillary knows more about the world and what to do with the generals. History has proven when the girls get involved, they’re good at it. Elizabeth I knew Raleigh would be a good man to give a ship to.”The Republicans will win the next election, Vidal believes; though for him there is little difference between the parties. “Remember the coup d’etat of 2000 when the Supreme Court fixed the selection, not election, of the stupidest man in the country, Mr Bush.”

Vidal says forcefully that he wished he’d never moved back to the US to live in Hollywood, from his clifftop home in Ravello, Italy, in 2000. His partner of 53 years, Howard Austen, who died in 2003, collated a lifetime’s-span of pictures of Vidal, for a new book out this autumn, Gore Vidal: Snapshots in History’s Glare (an oddly clunky title). The cover shows what a beautiful young man Vidal was, although his stare is as hawkish as it is today.

He observes presidential office-holders balefully. “The only one I knew well was Kennedy, but he didn’t impress me as a good president. It’s like asking, ‘What do I think of my brother?’ It’s complicated. I’d known him all my life and I liked him to the end, but he wrecked his chances with the Bay of Pigs and Suez crises, and because everyone was so keen to elect Bobby once Jack had gone, lies started to be told about him — that he was the greatest and the King of Camelot.”

Today religious mania has infected the political bloodstream and America has become corrosively isolationist, he says. “Ask an American what they know about Sweden and they’d say ‘They live well but they’re all alcoholics’. In fact a Scandinavian system could have benefited us many times over.” Instead, America has “no intellectual class” and is “rotting away at a funereal pace. We’ll have a military dictatorship fairly soon, on the basis that nobody else can hold everything together. Obama would have been better off focusing on educating the American people. His problem is being over-educated. He doesn’t realise how dim-witted and ignorant his audience is. Benjamin Franklin said that the system would fail because of the corruption of the people and that happened under Bush.”

Vidal adds menacingly: “Don’t ever make the mistake with people like me thinking we are looking for heroes. There aren’t any and if there were, they would be killed immediately. I’m never surprised by bad behaviour. I expect it.”

While materially comfortable, Vidal’s was not a happy childhood. Of his actress and socialite mother Nina, he says: “Give her a glass of vodka and she was as tame as could be. Growing up is going to be difficult if the one person you hate is your mother. I felt trapped. I was close to my grandparents and my father was a saint.” His parents’ many remarriages means that even today he hasn’t met all his step-siblings.

He wrote his first novel, Williwaw, at 19. In 1948, he was blacklisted by the media after writing The City and the Pillar, one of the earliest novels to deal graphically with homosexual desire. “You’ll be amazed to know it is still going strong,” he says. The “JT” it is dedicated to is James “Jimmy” Trimble, Vidal’s first love and, he once said, the love of his life. “That was a slight exaggeration. I said it because there wasn’t any other. In the new book there are wonderful pictures of him from our schooldays. He was a great athlete.” Here his voice softens, and he looks emotional, briefly. “We were both abandoned in our dormitory at St Alban’s [boarding school]. He was killed at the Battle of Iwo Jima [in 1945] because of bad G2 [intelligence].”

Vidal says Trimble’s death didn’t affect him. “No, I was in danger of dying too. A dead man can’t grieve a dead man.” Has love been important to him? “Don’t make the error that schoolteacher idiots make by thinking that gay men’s relationships are like heterosexual ones. They’re not.” He “wouldn’t begin to comment” on how they are different.

In 1956 he was hired by MGM, collaborated on the screenplay for Ben Hur and continued to write novels, most notoriously Myra Breckenridge about a transsexual. It is his satires, essays and memoirs — Live From Golgotha, Palimpsest and most recently, Point to Point Navigation — which have fully rounded our vision of this thorny contrarian, whose originality springs simply, and naturally, from having deliberately unfixed allegiances and an enduring belief in an American republic and railing sadness at how that ideal has been corrupted.

Vidal became a supportive correspondent of Timothy McVeigh, who blew up the Alfred P. Murrah Building in Oklahoma City in 1995 killing 168 people. The huge loss of life, indeed McVeigh’s act of mass murder, goes unmentioned by Vidal. “He was a true patriot, a Constitution man,” Vidal claims. “And I was torn, my grandfather [the Democrat Senator Thomas Gore] had bought Oklahoma into the Union.” McVeigh claimed he had done it as a protest against tyrannical government. The writer Edmund White took the correspondence as the basis for a play, Terre Haute (the jail McVeigh was incarcerated in before he was executed in 2001), imagining an encounter between the bomber and Vidal charged with desire.

“He’s a filthy, low writer,” Vidal says of White. “He likes to attack his betters, which means he has a big field to go after.” Had he wanted to meet McVeigh? “I am not in the business of meeting people,” Vidal says. “That play implies I am madly in love with McVeigh. I looked at his [White’s] writing and all he writes about is being a fag and how it’s the greatest thing on Earth. He thinks I’m another queen and I’m not. I’m more interested in the Constitution and McVeigh than the loving tryst he saw. It was vulgar fag-ism.”

Vidal says that he hates labels and has said he believes in homosexual acts rather than homosexual people. He claims his relationship with Austen was platonic (though they reputedly met at a legendary New York bath-house). He was once quoted as saying that he’d had sex with a 1,000 men by the time he was 25. It must have been a little strange for Austen, Vidal’s life companion, to source those pictures of Trimble, his first, perhaps only, love.

Vidal puts on a scornful, campy voice. “People ask [of he and Austen], ‘How did you live together so long?’ The only rule was no sex. They can’t believe that. That was when I realised I was dealing with a public too stupid by half. They can’t tell the difference between ‘The Sun rose in the East’ and ‘The Sun is made of yeast’.” Was sex important to Vidal? “It must have been yes.”

He is single now. “I’m not into partnerships,” he says dismissively. I don’t even know what it means.” He “couldn’t care less” about gay marriage. “Does anyone care what Americans think? They’re the worst-educated people in the First World. They don’t have any thoughts, they have emotional responses, which good advertisers know how to provoke.” You could have been the first gay president, I say. “No, I would have married and had nine children,” he replies quickly and seriously. “I don’t believe in these exclusive terms.”

Impaired mobility doesn’t bother him — he “rose like a miracle” on stage at the National — and he doesn’t dwell on mortality either. “Either you accept there is such a thing or you’re so dumb that you can’t grasp it.” Is he in good health? “No, of course not. I’m diabetic. It’s odd, I’ve never been fat and I don’t like candy, which most Americans are hooked on.”

There is a trace of thwarted ambition about him. “I would have liked to have been president, but I never had the money. I was a friend of the throne. The only time I envied Jack was when Joe [Kennedy, JFK’s father] was buying him his Senate seat, then the presidency. He didn’t know how lucky he was. Here’s a story I’ve never told. In 1960, after he had spent so much on the presidential campaign, Joe took all nine children to Palm Beach to lecture them. He was really angry. He said, ‘All you read about the Kennedy fortune is untrue. It’s non-existent. We’ve spent so much getting Jack elected and not one of you is living within your income’. They all sat there, shame-faced. Jack was whistling. He used to tap his teeth: they were big teeth, like a xylophone. Joe turned to Jack and he says, ‘Mr President, what’s the solution?’ Jack said, ‘The solution is simple. You all gotta work harder’.” Vidal guffaws heartily.

Hollywood living proved less fun. “If there was a social whirl, you can be sure I would not be part of it.” He does a fabulous impression of Katharine Hepburn complaining about playing the matriarch in Suddenly Last Summer, which he wrote. “I hate this script,” he recalls Hepburn saying . “I’m far too healthy a person to know people like this.” Vidal snorts. “She had Parkinson’s. She shook like a leper in the wind.”

I ask what he wants to do next. “My usual answer to ‘What am I proudest of?’ is my novels, but really I am most proud that, despite enormous temptation, I have never killed anybody and you don’t know how tempted I have been.”

That wasn’t my question, I say. “Well, given that I’m proudest that I haven’t killed anybody, I might be saving something up for someone.” A perfect line: we both laugh.

Is he happy? “What a question,” he sighs and then smiles mischievously. “I’ll respond with a quote from Aeschylus: ‘Call no man happy till he is dead’.”


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